a good friday night with my boy and his best friend

shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

officialachievementhunter:

omytoodeeppleasestopthinking

[TEARS OFF SHIRT]

I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN MY CAR HAD SOUND

goodmoleman2u:

this is the most australian thing that has ever or will ever happen you can all go home now

goodmoleman2u:

this is the most australian thing that has ever or will ever happen you can all go home now

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

ericjudysbeard:

Working at LUSH: the saga